Which of these things is not like the other?
Great disclaimer in the insurance that NAR (no typo) offers its members:
NAR insurance does not cover any activities which involve use of alcoholic beverages, criminal assaults and batteries, nuclear accidents, or sexual abuse.
October 10th, 2005 at 18:44
Surely you’re familiar with Goldschlager’s higher-priced premium brand, Plutoniumschlager?
Just don’t have more than three shots. Not only could you get intoxicated, and act like a fratboy…you could also start a fission reaction in your stomach.