Great disclaimer in the insurance that NAR (no typo) offers its members:
NAR insurance does not cover any activities which involve use of alcoholic beverages, criminal assaults and batteries, nuclear accidents, or sexual abuse.
The Quantum Mechanic
Uncertain rants and musings
Surely you’re familiar with Goldschlager’s higher-priced premium brand, Plutoniumschlager?
Just don’t have more than three shots. Not only could you get intoxicated, and act like a fratboy…you could also start a fission reaction in your stomach.