Which of these things is not like the other?

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2 Responses to “Which of these things is not like the other?”

  1. TJIC says:

    Surely you’re familiar with Goldschlager’s higher-priced premium brand, Plutoniumschlager?

    Just don’t have more than three shots. Not only could you get intoxicated, and act like a fratboy…you could also start a fission reaction in your stomach.

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