From a comment over at Althouse’s blog. Snarky, but oh, so true. And these hearings are prima facie evidence for repealing the 17th Amendment.
Specter: Do you agree, as I do, that you will refuse to say anything meaningful about Roe V. Wade?
Roberts: I would just like to say, stare decisis, precedents, stare decisis and precendents, precendents and stare decisis, and in closing, Casey.
Leahy: Is the president EVIL or just evil? And why you hate sick children?
Roberts: Could you at least pretend to have paid attention to what I wrote? And just so we’re clear, every time I say “with all due respect…” what I really mean is “Could you be any more of a d*ckhead?”
Hatch: I’ve been in Congress a very long time and I know stuff.
Roberts: I believe judges should be thoughtful and pay attention to all issues under review.
Kennedy: We all know you hate black people so get it over with and say somethng insulting.
Roberts: Reagan was right, you were wrong, the Supreme Court agreed with us, get over it.
Grassley: I like flowers. Do you like flowers? I think flowers are pretty.
Roberts: Thank you for giving me the opportunity to bring the issue of precedents to the table. Also, sometimes the court has to decide hard cases and they should do so in a thoughtful manner. cough Precedents cough
Biden: I would like to use my time to read these overly clever questions my staff wrote for me: baseball, baseball, baseball, Ginsburg, Ginsburg, Ginsburg….and now my Sam Kinison impression, SAY IT SAY IT AH AH AH AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Roberts: Once again, the Supreme Court concluded that it was a correct reading of the law, so talk to the hand, analogy boy.