If FEMA had existed during the Revolution « The Quantum Mechanic

If FEMA had existed during the Revolution

It would probably go something like this…

Imagine FEMA commanding the Battle of Lexington and Concord:

You there, Danvers militia! You haven’t reported to us yet! Stop that firing right now! Take your Minutemen to the Respect Thy Neighbors’ Papist Faith Seminar and await further orders. … Menotomy Minutemen! Where do you think you’re going? Who authorized you to defend that village against Redcoats? It’s not even on the map. It says here “Arlington.” You haven’t even filled out a Sparsely Populated Urban Warfare AQ-207-1 form!!! Get back to the stonewall!

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21 Sep 2005 at 11:13

[...] QM talks about an alternate universe, where the Colonial FEMA existed in 1776: http://quantum-mechanic.com/2005/09/21/i…; [...]

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